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README.md

staxman (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop)

Fuck you YAML!

If you're dumb enough to play stax at your LGS you're a big enough schmuck to come to try out staxman!

Bad design! Apps that break down! Errors!

If you think you're going to fix up your server good: You can kiss my nix!

It's our belief that you're such a stupid noob sysadmin, you'll fall for this bullshit—guaranteed!

If you find a better tool: Shove it up your ugly ass!
You heard us right! Shove it up your ugly ass!

Bring your configs!
Bring your containers!
Bring your waifu!
We'll fuck her! That's right! We'll fuck your waifu!

Because here at staxman your server's down six ways from Sunday!

Usage

It doesn't work!!

License

AGPL-3.0-only