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31 lines
781 B
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# staxman (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop)
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[**Fuck you YAML!**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1dUk8x2XkA)
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If you're dumb enough to play stax at your LGS you're a big enough schmuck to come to try out staxman!
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Bad design! Apps that break down! Errors!
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If you think you're going to fix up your server good: You can kiss my nix!
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It's our belief that you're such a stupid noob sysadmin, you'll fall for this bullshit—guaranteed!
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If you find a better tool: Shove it up your ugly ass!
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You heard us right! Shove it up your ugly ass!
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Bring your configs!
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Bring your containers!
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Bring your waifu!
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We'll fuck her! That's right!
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We'll fuck your waifu!
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Because here at staxman your server's down six ways from Sunday!
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## Usage
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It doesn't work!!
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## License
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`AGPL-3.0-only`
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